Grow old along with me,
but don’t screw me financially.
As people are living longer and longer.
the odds of getting abused are stronger.
Elder financial abuse is increasing
and if those who are doing the fleecing
should turn out to be predatory,
like claim jumpers in the Yukon territory,
remember the President of the U.S.A.
himself is a greedy, pussy-grabbing roué,
a pusillanimous draftdodging stooge,
a dolorous xmas holiday scroogea banana republic empty suit,
a bald guy trying to pass for hirsute,
a seventy-year-old trying to pass for young,
a putz trying to pass for well hung,
brooding about his very large bald spot,
whose ties are long but whose schlong is not.