"All right, have it your way. You heard Gordon Gee say,
'Those damn Catholics can't be trusted.'"
He's to bow-ties what Imelda was to shoes.
The road to hell is paved with bow-ties.
He managed to keep himself in the news
By insulting everyone but Buckeyes,
Every team from Notre Dame to Boise State.
Accusing sports writers of lying like a rug,
He fanned the flames of Big Ten hate
By calling the Badger coach a thug.Playing to “a vocal, vicious, vacuous fan base,”*
He’s the clown the media adore.
He’s a Latter-Day Saint of disgrace
Flashing the Sisters of the Poor.
He’s the St. Assissy of jocks,
He’s the lord of Education Docs.
Robert Forrey, 2013
*Matt Hayes in Sporting News