“The U.S. Post Office introduces LiteBlue,
the next generation in employee communication.”
Faster than Lite
Please take note: it’s not light but rather lite
In USPS’s brand new LiteBlue,
Which postal employees can use to write
Internet messages to—guess who?
Yes, their employer, the USPS.
LiteBlue is for postal employees only,
To communicate in seconds or less.
Whether they’re ballistic or just lonely,
They don’t have to resort to snail mail
Or worry about postage or zip codes,
Or postal inspectors putting them in jail,
Or dead letter offices on dead-end roads.
Whether north, south, east, west, or bi-costal,
LiteBlue stops them from going postal.
Robert Forrey, 2012